Um...Holla!

Hello you crazy cats of auto customization, you sultry souls of vehicular refinery, welcome to yet another addition of Pimp My Ride. Today, we’re bringing it to you live, not from the L.A. projects or the Big A’s urban sprawl, but from the little known outlands of back alley Oklahoma. It is here, with crescent wrench in hand, that were going to take one man’s sad little Neon, and turn it into a shiny new whip, a “brand new ride”.

So, without further a due, meet your host, mechanic, and recipient of today’s show -- Leo.
Leo hails from a long line of car detailers and traders, who’ve selected and sold such fine vehicles as the Volks Station Wagon, the Cargo Van, the Barby Beach Cruiser, the John Deer Mower, and many other finely listed farm and utility vehicles.

Today, Leo is going to show us what it means to be cool (minus the cool), and how to turn a not so sexy stock car into a formula one roadway fighter. Let’s watch:

First, you need a can of spray paint.
Next, for application purposes, a small roll of duck tape and some cardboard.

Before this, however, it is recommended to give the car a good soak, scrub, wax & wash.

Then, after everything is prepared, you need to stare into a camera and do this:

And this:

$50 dollars and a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken later, with a little seat cover, steering wheel mount, and a contact juggling ball, your car can look like this:

Plus some banging speakers and:

Bam!


Your ride is pimped!

I'd just like to take this moment to say, this is what happens when you get bored in Oklahoma.

Um...holla!