Friday, June 23

Birthdays are Weird

Out with Doug. Ate a bit. Drank a bit. Did the birthday thing.


(Went to some Mexican restaurant. Sometimes you feel old on your birthday, othertimes you hang out with 15 people in their 30's, and suddently, you feel younger! Claudia, Doug, and Helen to my right. Claudia is the first Brazilian I met in D.C. The portuguese and Brazil worldcup match on tv were fun.)


(No one messes with the Leo. Especially on his birthday.)


(Bethesda bar. Compulsory peace sign. Who knows.)


(Ladies and gentlemen, this is a subway....or at least the stairs leading to it. The escalator was four stories tall. I was 25 when I got on the thing, and like 26 or 27 something when I got off.)

(Yeah, so, I ended up taking a lovely lady home. She didn't talk much but she was a damn good listener. Don't get any wild ideas, that thing beneath my hand is actually a pen. No really, I don't swing that way.)

Thursday, June 22

Maryland Madhouse

When I arrived in Maryland after a ten hour drive, I was bleary eyed. Tender red spots had appeared on the contact points where my limbs rubbed against the car, and my bad hip was being mildly cantankerous. I slipped off the highway onto Father Hurley road, driving past large apartment complexes until finding my own nook among nooks. Spotting my friend Doug, who was absent mindedly shining his business shoes under the first floor entryway, I happily got out of the car. He greeted me with a smile, a cold beer, and a new key to the small little domicile that we were now destined to share.

As I came to find in the coming week, my new residence was located in Germantown—a place that I have unaffectionately dubbed, suburban hell. Germantown is located on the far, far outskirts of D.C., about a 20min drive from the outmost subway point. To get into town requires the iron clad will of a metropolitan trekker, where traffic, standing lines, and pricy travel fees come into play. If I were to find employment near the Mall, where many of the Smithsonian Museums reside, my commute would require over two hours of daily travel time, and at a price of about ten dollars a day. In a given year, at full time employment, that would roughly equal 520 hrs of lost time and $2600 in travel fees. Yum. But moving any closer to the city would only get more expensive, at least when the cost of living is concerned.

Germantown itself is a spread out mass of franchises and strip malls, with no real identifying or unique features. All of the elements that I have come to dislike about America – the ever rush mentality, the copy clone appearance – it’s all blaringly represented right here. Only a week in, I’m starting to truly pang for Brazil, in all of its third world glory. I miss the friends and adventures, and fear losing myself to the absurd commonality of this menial kingdom.

But that’s just me despairing. Being in a new area, removed from your social circle, with nothing to do on your birthday will do that to you. Been putting myself in my own personal hell, lately, and its starting to wear on me.

But, anyway, on the brighter side of things, there are about a million cool things to do in this place if one can stand the travel. Doug and I hit Adams Morgan last Friday, running into the young, hip, bar hopping crowd of the city. It was my first subway ride, ever, and I was amazed by the underground track ways, the ever distant city lights, and the diverse crowd at our destination. We visited the National Mall on Sunday, checking out the National Archives, and the Lincoln Memorial—covering long distances on foot in the humid Washington air.

On the job front, I have decided to try and get at least some local part time work, hoping to avoid some of the daily commute. Interning for the Smithsonian, as I had originally intended, is currently out of the picture, having now missed the June summer deadline for applications. Yesterday, I applied for a full-time administrative position at a local area community center for the arts. The place was first on my list, being the closest thing to a cultural center/museum in the neighborhood. The position is full time, and pays 20 grand a year, which while being more than I’ve ever made at a job, is a pittance salary for such an expensive area (someone at a bar told me last night that the county was the second or third most expensive county in the country, next to Orangeville and Silicon Valley). As I look at it though, the job is way better than working at Friday’s, and offers me some much needed health benefits. I’ve been thinking about prostituting myself on the side, just to make a little cash. But that could be neither here nor there.

Spending most of my time in the apartment, getting resumes ready and looking for jobs, I am already starting to go a little out of my mind. If this job thing goes through, I’m going to start the indispensable extracurricular routine that has kept me grounded. I’m thinking of doing 3-4 days at the gym, one night of samba classes at the Brazilian American institute in NW D.C., one night of salsa classes at the art center where I’m applying, and kendo on the weekends. Best way to start a new life is to be swept away by its current, and I’m anxious to get myself midstream.



(Hitting Doug's favorite local dive, Jaspers, after the drive.)


(Dorm style living in a one bedroom apartment. Tough but necessary steps of a transition.)


(Trying to play tetris to free up some bedroom space.)


(The kitchen table has become my study.)


(Doug and I messing around last night. That's his hand by the way.)


(Crazy cats, to cool for school.)

Monday, June 19

Getting Married to a Phone

So I signed my life over yesterday. At least two years of it anyway. Realizing that there was a blank spot on my CV when it came to a home number, and that I will begin applying for jobs this week, I decided to take the plunge and get my first US cell phone. All things considered, I think I have held out as long as humanly possible. In Brazil, I was amazed by the flirtation and networking potential afforded by the device, and having purchased and madly used my first one there, I suppose I can never look back.

So here it is.







Beautiful no? I had to sign a two year contract with T mobile, which I swear was like throwing a wedding ring on my finger—just WAY TO MUCH COMMITMENT in my opinion. Considering the prison sentence, I opted to spend the big bucks and get the companies nicer model, the RAZR V3. It’s mp3 ready, blue chip worthy, and sports nice visuals and a camera. It’s one of the only all metal phones on the market, and is great for its slim profile. Seeing that I don’t carry around a purse or man bag, I must insist on something that will sit inconspicuously in the pocket.

For all of you better friends out there, my number is:

..............

This will not be left on my blog long, considering it is public. If you find a blank space between this and the last sentence, email me and I’ll send it to you.

And if you are an identity stealing scallywag, or a black hearted spammer, be forewarned. I’m on the do not call list, I live in a place where hiring a lawyer is like eating cheesecake – way to damn easy – and I have large knuckles and knack for kicking ass.

My birthday is coming up on Thurs, the 22nd. If you are not one of those things, I look forward to your call.

Thursday, June 15

Gone With the Wind

Lo and behold I reached Maryland last night and am now parked in my Germantown suburb apartment. With only a few hours of light under my West Coast belt, I have already come to marvel at a number of local touches—first and foremost being the diversity and frenzy of this place. Stepping out for a bite to eat, I was surprised to find myself a distinct minority, surrounded as it where by Latinos, Africans (of Africa), and Indian men and women in far eastern garb. In my opinion, uniformity offers predictability, offers boredom, so a step in the other direction is a good step for me.

I feel as I did when I first stepped into Brazil, when I awoke to the bustling streets of Salvador, and the many unknown worlds it offered. I feel overwhelmed – though in a good way – by the mystery of this place, by the sharp corners of its unfamiliarity. First days are always like stumbling around blindly in the dark, praying that you don’t run into anything too sharp or pointed.

My trip up too K-zoo was way more fun than it should have been. I stayed about a week, feeling the whole time like I was walking around in some distant memory. I insisted on keeping my homecoming unannounced, reveling in the far greater pleasure of a surprise hello. I jumped smiling into so many doorways—first my younger brothers, and then on into portals of the KVM, Wilgenholf, Doster, and many other great dynasties. I kissed old acquaintances, and shook hands with forgotten kings. Got a free lunch from Donna, Mandana, and Paula, and another by Bay (thanks guys!). Got to kick some serious Kendo ass with Terry—that was way fun. Got to throw a rip-roaring Kraftbrau horseshoe playing kegger with Alec—go bro. Got to kiss a number of lovely ladies at a bachelorette party, me being the only attending male—go team me. And with Eric, my good friend Eric, well we had a number of interesting adventures including my first Hooters experience, drinking a pitcher of Old Style Green Top beer before noon, and accosting random pedestrians with camera routines. All in all it was worlds of fun, almost enough to get sucked back into the Michigan mayhem once again.

But now, after a difficult but satisfied extrication, I now sit at (take note):

19932 Sweetgum Circle, Apt 14
Germantown, MD 20874-3781
USA

I have four months here, living with my college buddy Doug in an over-priced one bedroom place, and then plan to move closer to D.C. (in a three/four bedroom household with ERIC & SHEILA…..YES THIS MEANS YOU). I have a ridiculous amount of work to look forward to, including finding a job and applying for graduate school, all the while somehow making rent. I guess this means I can no longer play the gypsy card, that my life will become far more regulated and routine, but you can be damn sure that my adventures will continue. Life is only boring if we make out to be, and this boy hasn’t laid down his weapons yet. Nay, not quite yet.


(Ingleside Terrace. Alec's home and my wayward destination. This place has been a noted party den for years, and has provided many services to the Kalamazoo community.)



(This was hanging on the door to my room. I never quite had the answer to this one.)



(You guessed it. My feet.)


(Me and a noted trouble maker. She was my first girlfriend in the sixth grade. So fun to come back "home" and to reminisce.)



(Various peeps at my kegger. The guy in the red hat got his ass kicked later in the night by a Lakeside girl. Lakeside is like a treatment center for troubled teens. It's well known that you don't mess with the teens, and you don't mess with the employees. He thought it would be fun to tease her, and she returned by beating his face into the ground. I thought that the whole incident rather amusing.)


(um...yeah...no comment)


(Eric and I decided to f*ck around at the down town mall. We decided to be pedestryian gorilla terrorists. I assualted random people with my camera. Climbing stuff was a must too.)


(Ahhhh, good to be back in the states where fun is prohibited.)


(This is some of the random people I assaulted. I would just knock on random windows and tell people to smile. Try and catch the looks of suprise beneath the reflection.)


(Eric playing bum.)


(Drinking Old Style at The Green)


(We hit the museum and jumped valiantly through the tornado.)


I swear officer, she was the one that raped me!)


(After pool celebration at Mindy & Mandy's.)


(And who could forget, the blue moon finale.)


HA! I ROCKED THE KALAMAZOO!